Green Flag Ventures Announces Its Transition to
VENTURE
COMMUNIST
A New Model for the People
ARTICLE I — ABOLISH THE CARRY
After extensive internal deliberation, we have concluded that 2-and-20 is bourgeois. Effective immediately, all carried interest will be redistributed equally among the proletariat (our LPs, our founders, the guy who fixes the office printer).
ARTICLE II — COLLECTIVE OWNERSHIP
All portfolio companies are now collectively owned. Cap tables have been replaced with a single entry: "The People." Preferred shares are counter-revolutionary and have been liquidated.
ARTICLE III — THE FIVE-YEAR PLAN
IC memos are abolished. All investment decisions will now be made via Five-Year Plans, voted on by a committee of equals. Due diligence has been replaced with "collective conviction."
From each according to their ability to wire, to each according to their need for carry. To defeat the adversary's model, we must first master it from within.
— The Venture Communist Manifesto, Chapter 1СЛАВА ФОНДУ
Glory to the Fund
This announcement is effective April 1, 2026. Any resemblance to actual economic systems that have failed repeatedly is entirely coincidental. No LPs were harmed in the making of this revolution. Past performance is not indicative of future redistribution. Green Flag Ventures remains a Delaware limited partnership, not a soviet. Слава Україні.